"Oh yeah! That's right, blame the spooky groundskeeper! It's always the spooky groundskeeper! What do you people have against groundskeepers? Huh, some detectives! Why don't you just say the butler did it? But noooo it's always got to be the groundskeeper don't it? Any time some ghost scares somebody off a well kept lawn, it's just got to be the groundskeeper! Like we couldn't just put up a sign that said: Keep Off the Grass? Nah, I'll just get myself a big ole rubber monster suit!"
— The Groundskeeper '