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* Physical appearance; clothing.
Hank Laughenstock owns a chicken farm.
Hank Laughenstock is a middle-aged, obese, Caucasian man with a mostly bald head and a small brown mustache.
He is angry, presumptuous, not nice, and above all, very rude. He proudly jeers at people or things he hates.
A Pup Named Scooby-Doo
Hank was accused by Scoop Byline of being Chickenstein (who existed at that time only in rumors) on the evidence there were eggs and chicken feathers near his house, which he yells at Scoop about that he owns a chicken farm. He was very angry and might have dressed up as Chickenstein after that for revenge, to drive the National Exaggerator out of business and Scoop out of a job. He was found innocent when Chickenstein was unmasked as Casmer Codwaller.
- (Yelling at Scoop Byline) "THAT'S BECAUSE I OWN A CHICKEN FARM!!!"
- "But now, the Exaggerator is out of business and Scoop Byline is out of a job. You know, life just don't get much better than this."